Facebook Status Quotes

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin

Please enjoy these funny Facebook Status Quotes: short clever quotes and sayings that are ideal for witty Facebook status updates, plus meaningful Facebook Status Quotes.

Facebook Status Quotes

Life is too important to be taken seriously.

- Oscar Wilde-

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

- Ogden Nash-

Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.

- Robert A. Heinlein-

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.

- Benjamin Franklin-

Half a truth is often a great lie.

- Benjamin Franklin-

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends. 

- H. L. Mencken-

Old age is fifteen years older than I am.

- Oliver Wendell Holmes-

Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.

- Tom Lehrer-

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

- Tom Lehrer-

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.

- Mark Twain-

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

- Mark Twain-

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

- Mark Twain-

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

- Will Rogers-

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

- Oscar Wilde-

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

- Oscar Wilde-

Life is too important to be taken seriously.

- Oscar Wilde-

If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.

- Lily Tomlin-

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