Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Facebook Status Updates




Facebook Status Updates

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
- Ogden Nash
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

- Benjamin Franklin
The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.

- Bette Midler
I can resist everything except temptation.

- Oscar Wilde
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

- Oscar Wilde
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

- Mark Twain
Get the facts first. You can distort them later.

- Mark Twain
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

- Mark Twain
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

- Mark Twain
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

- Tom Lehrer
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

- Isaac Asimov
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.

- H. L. Mencken
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.

- Benjamin Franklin



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