Funny Facebook Status Ideas

Funny Facebook Status Ideas for your Facebook Wall.

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Funny Love Facebook Status Ideas

Ah, to be in love and share it on Facebook!

Funny Love Facebook Status

• All YOU need is love. All I need is beer.
• My heart is yours to Fill or Burst.. To Break or Bury.. Or wear as Jewelry.. Whichever you prefer.
• I'm just trying to keep it together... cause I can do worse and you can do better.
• I love you now, I loved you then! I'll love you forever 'til the end!!
• "Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend.
• says nothing is more romantic than letting you know that I love you ... via this Facebook Status update
• Your like a candy store and I'm like a toddler. You got me wantin' more:)
• I love my wife
• Why isn't there some cheap and easy way to prove how much she means to me?
• Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention on driving.
• On the road of life, it's not where you're going, but who's by your side that makes the difference(:
• My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them.
• Wouldn't it be good if Ctrl+Alt+Del worked for ex husbands.

Funny Facebook Status Ideas

Facebook status messages that make me laugh!

Funny Facebook Status

• My children are quiet. They've either figured out how to play together nicely, or have killed each other.
• is going crazy... wanna come?
• I have a theory that the world would be a safer place if everyone were forced to take IQ tests and had to display their results as warnings to the population.
• I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
• You're probably wondering why I gathered you all here. So am I.
• Does chewing gum lose its flavor on the bed post overnight? 
• will be using the all knowing Magic 8 Ball to make all decisions today!
• I sleep better naked...why can't the flight attendant understand this?
• Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
• A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes

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