Invitation Quotes and Sayings

A dinner invitation, once accepted, is a sacred obligation. If you die before the dinner takes place, your executor must attend.

Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!”
- Robin Williams

Those who easily forgive invite offenses.

We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.
- Anonymous

No party is any fun unless seasoned with folly.
- Desiderius Erasmus

People marry for a variety of reasons and with varying results. But to marry for love is to invite inevitable tragedy.
- Walker

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
- George Santayana

An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.
- Smith

There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
- Bill Watterson

To alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
- Homer Simpson

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
- Phyllis Diller

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.
- Fred Allen

A steady salary is an invitation to mediocrity.
- Anonymous

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
- Henry Fielding

I go where I’m invited. And all I can tell you is if we accepted every invitation we had, I’d be away every day of my life.
- James

Health : what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
- Phyllis Diller

You don’t have to accept the invitation to get angry. Instead, practice forgiveness, empathy and encouragement.
- Anonymous

I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
- Nancie Carmody

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters
Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop.
- W.H. Auden

America Quotes

A collection of America Quotes About Life And Sayings.

" American Quotes "

• America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
• This country will not be a good place for any of us to live in unless we make it a good place for all of us to live in.
• When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man came, an Indian said simply, “Ours.”
• Not merely a nation but a nation of nations.
• In America any boy may become President and I suppose it’s just one of the risks he takes.
• America is the greatest, freest and most decent society in existence. It is an oasis of goodness in a desert of cynicism and barbarism. This country, once an experiment unique in the world, is now the last best hope for the world.
• What’s right about America is that although we have a mess of problems, we have great capacity – intellect and resources – to do some thing about them.
• America will never run… And we will always be grateful that liberty has found such brave defenders.
• The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth.
• Sometimes people call me an idealist. Well, that is the way I know I am an American. America is the only idealistic nation in the world.
• America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks.
• I love America more than any other country in this world; and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually.
• How often we fail to realize our good fortune in living in a country where happiness is more than a lack of tragedy.
• The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.