Facebook Status Qotes

Is love in the air? Facebook helps you to express your emotions subtly by updating your status messages. Don't write exactly what you're feeling but use some quotes and say all (leaving your friends thinking, is something cooking??;-)). Use cute quotes for your partners and tell them what you mean. While there aren't many cute quotes for facebook comment boxes as that is situational and depends on what type of comment you've got, but there are certainly several cute quotes for facebook status that one can enjoy.

• People who respond to their own FB status…frankly annoy me. 
• Facebook should have “So What” button !! 
• The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg
• Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent. 
• Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless. 
• Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’ 
• Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!! 
• The kids next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I’m just updating my status while waiting for the water to boil. 
• Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked bu people you don’t know. 
• No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on! 
• For those of you complaining you can’t sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! It’s a proven fact that it’s impossible to sleep while facebooking. 
• As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well 
• I just edited my friend list. So if you’re still able to read this then congratulations you made it through my first elimination. 
• Single isn’t a status. it’s a word that describes a person who is strong enough to enjoy life without having to depend on someone else. 
• Important announcement: Please refrain from suggesting friends for me on FB. I’m not a clown. If I wanted someone on my friends list I’d have added ‘em myself. Thank You. 
• Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy. 
• Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you? 
• My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar. 
• Dear Facebook: They are not “Suggested friends.” They’re people I’m intentionally trying to avoid. 

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Facebook Status Quotes about Friendship

Facebook Status Quotes about Friendship
It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
- Marlene Dietrich

A true friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.
- Anonymous

I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
- Roy Croft

Whoever is happy will make others happy, too.
- Anne Frank

As we light a path for others, we naturally light our own way.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
- Arnold H. Glasow

True Love burns the brightest, But the brightest flames leave the deepest scars.
- Anonymous

The only way to have a friend is to be one.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend in need is a friend indeed.
- Latin Proverb

I get by with a little help from my friends.
- John Lennon

Where There is Love, Nothing is Missing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.
- Henry David Thoreau

The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
- Henry David Thoreau

A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.
- Leo Buscaglia

A friend is someone who understands my past, believes in my future, and accepts me just the way I am.
- Anonymous

A true friend is a source of strength and hope.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It's so easy to fall in love but hard to find someone who will catch you.
- Anonymous

Every goodbye is the birth of a memory.
- Dutch Proverb

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.
- Charles Caleb Colton

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
- Mark Twain

The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.
- Oscar Wilde

Friendship must dare to risk, or it's not friendship.
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard in the TV show Star Trek: The Next Generation

Fear makes strangers of people who would otherwise be friends.
- Shirley MacLaine

There are no good-byes, wherever we are, you'll always be in my heart.
- Anonymous

Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
- Mencius

I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you just the same.
- Elbert Hubbard

A true friend is the one who walks in when others walk out.
- Walter Winchell

Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.
- George Eliot

It is not so much our friends' help that helps us, as the confidence of their help.
- Epicurus

A true friend is a rock upon whom you can depend.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Fate makes us family. choice makes us friends.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

A friendship that can end never really began.
- Publilius Syrus

Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
- Chinese proverb

Love does not claim possession, but gives freedom.
- Rabindranath Tagore

A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.
- Anonymous

A friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you just the same.
- Elbert Hubbard

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.
- Anonymous

Friends... they cherish one another's hopes. They are kind to one another's dreams.
- Henry David Thoreau

To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.
- Bess Myerson

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.
- Khalil Gibran

Friends share our pain and touch our wounds with a gentle and tender hand.
- Henri Nouwen

It is a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his.
- Benjamin Franklin

Tears and laughter cleanse the heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you love something, set it free; if it comes backs it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was.
- Richard Bach

A friend is someone who won't stop until he finds you and brings you home.
- Fraser Sr. in the movie Due South

A good-bye is never painful unless you're never going to say hello again.
- Anonymous

Time goes by a lot slower when you miss the one you love.
- Anonymous

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge.
- Bertrand Russell

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
- Anonymous

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